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YOU ARE ALL BIG CHEATERS!

Q: Mr. Everson, everybody in your stinking Planet Muscle is a big f***ing cheater and so are you. My chest is bigger than yours and all of your Planet Muscle goons, and I don’t even do the Roids or that Beverly protein. I have a real 44” chest and know that I am the true Mr. Olympia,whereas you are all a bunch of losers.

A: Wow 44” -- that is really something. You must be able to bench like 190 pounds for 2, maybe 3 reps with a bounce and arch? We recommend that you continue to do the chest building workout you are on, but we will not elaborate in print those other details, as you requested. Your other favorite past time is just not relevant. I mean the fact that you can induce multiple orgasms in your mother, in the ‘Kama Sutra’ seated position #44, is not going to get Planet Muscle into Walmart. But, we are sure your mom’s next offspring will be a REAL Cretin, and gee, maybe with a 46” chest?

posted by Planet Muscle # 2:24 PM

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